You say towMAYto, I say TowMAHto

From an AP story by Phil Rawls:

"They can call it bingo if they want, but it's not bingo. Bingo is played on paper," Sen. Charles Bishop, R-Jasper, said.

Uh, OK. Some other examples please?

• They can call it a book on that Kindle thing if they want, but a book is made of paper!
• IBM can call it chess if they want, but chess is played on a board!
• PBS can call it a play if they want, but a play is done on stage!
• They can call it a wheel if they want, but wheels are made of stone!
• They can call it boxing if they want, but fightin's done on the Senate floor!

Goodnight, Tim.