Gifts from Hawaii!

     Have these folks in paradise not heard that we love to accept trash from other states here in Alabama? We're becoming the nation's trash pile, and have lots of room for more! Bring it on!

     We can even offer the ships from Hawaii pretty good access via the already oil-polluted Gulf Of Mexico, up the Tombigbee to docks, where the Hawaii trash can be shipped by truck or train to the Arrowhead Landfill near Uniontown. The coal ash currently being shipped there from Tennessee is about to end, so they're hungry for some more garbage. Hawaii! Hello? Perry County!