Subscription = Death

Yup, it is the ultimate test of the subscription economy's hold on us.
The headline: WHO report says cell phones are carcinogenic for humans.
So what do we do?

a) Stop using cell phones?

b) Accept new safer phones that look like and weight the same as the orignal "brick" phones?

c) Ignore the report entirely and continue using our cells because we all---and I mean all of the world's people---are addicted now.

C it is then!