Save Yourself! In a Big Chinese Ball!

     A Chinese businessman is selling pods to people who want to escape  Friday's end of the world. Or a Tsunami. Or their mothers-in-law. As many thirty people can fit inside the big balls, which are equipped with oxygen, food and water, and seat-belt (in the event of a Great Flood!).
     He hasn't sold one yet, so he'd better hurry. Friday is approaching!