A newspaper story forwarded by Rebel-Spy-in-Yankee-Land editor Jay, from his new home in Maryland, explains how families can keep a snake journal.
I'm way ahead of them, of course, them being Yankee and all. I've been keeping a snake journal for years. Here's a random selection from, I believe, 1977
Tim's Snake Journal
They may love their snakes up there in Maryland, down here in Dixie, Tim believes all snakes are venomous and out to kill Tim until proven otherwise.
Make a note of the snake's habitat, the particular type of environment in which the species lives, such as a rocky hillside, forest, flowing stream or field.
Include temperatures, humidity, precipitation, amount of cloud cover, sunlight, moonlight, and wind activity. Children especially seem to enjoy this.
With your weather notes on a certain Maryland snake this will also show how the snake reacts to cooler or warmer areas. Each snake is different to temperature and habitat.
I'm way ahead of them, of course, them being Yankee and all. I've been keeping a snake journal for years. Here's a random selection from, I believe, 1977
Tim's Snake Journal
Make a note of the snake's habitat, the particular type of environment in which the species lives, such as a rocky hillside, forest, flowing stream or field.THEN KILL IT, and KILL IT AGAIN. And Maybe a third time just to be sure.
Include temperatures, humidity, precipitation, amount of cloud cover, sunlight, moonlight, and wind activity. Children especially seem to enjoy this.
With your weather notes on a certain Maryland snake this will also show how the snake reacts to cooler or warmer areas. Each snake is different to temperature and habitat.
They may love their snakes up there in Maryland, down here in Dixie, Tim believes all snakes are venomous and out to kill Tim until proven otherwise.
Tim, you know darn well that I'm a Connecticut Yankee, formerly in King Bentley's court but no more.
ReplyDeleteI'm not some sort of a double agent. I'm a Yankee and proud of it!
Still rejoicing that I can go to a grocery store here and not have to pay a tax on food! Whatever happened to King Bentley's promise, at his first State of the State speech, that he would eliminate the food tax, "one penny at a time>"