Forget Advent, Christmas, Epiphany, Lent, Holy Week. Go straight for the Big Day!

Spotted at a dollar store in Ballinger Creek, Maryland on September 16, 2018.  This photo has not been altered or edited or photo-shopped. 
     
     Courtesy  our exclusive Maryland correspondent, Jay Croft.

(And I thought they were pushing it locally to put Christmas stuff out any day now!) 
UPDATE: saw it at WalMart today 9-17-18: