CNN's report on Santa's flights tonight included a report from Barbara Starr at the Pentagon, who assured us that Santa's travel will be guarded by military fighter jets from the U.S. and Canada as he travels across North America.
Really.
Can SAC in the U.S. be alerted as well?
No mention of what happens when Santa crosses into other airspace. Do kids there not deserve to have their gifts secured by military jets too?
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