NY Times Report: Asteroids Are Intelligent.

 

...At least that's what a headline in the newspaper told us:

Science

Killer Asteroids Are Hiding in Plain Sight. A New Tool Helps Spot Them.

Researchers have built an algorithm that can scan old astronomical images for unnoticed space rocks, helping to detect objects that could one day imperil Earth.

 

....I've notified the Times that asteroids have no ability to hide (or NOT hide). I'm confident they'll make an immediate correction 😉