Florida vs Alabama, and not in football.

 

From a Sarasota, Florida Newspaper letter to the editor:

 

 "Were it not for the warm weather, Florida would be Alabama, Mississippi or worse. You get the picture." 

                                                                                  Felton Marons, Lakewood Ranch 

 

Hey Mr. Marons, 

     First of all, we have more than enough warmth here in Alabama, and would gladly send you some of our excess. We also have a property tax rate of .37, compared to your .86. You're a CPA, do the math. 😏