I need to shower.

 I just watched a couple of "power Slap" videos.

You can too, HERE. 

I'm with the medical Doctor who says....

“This is not a sport, OK? This is an event,” said Dr. Gregory O’Shanick, medical director at the Brain Injury Association of America. “A sport is a contest of athleticism or skill. This is merely your physiological ability to withstand blunt-force trauma to the head. It’s like seeing how many times somebody can run into a brick wall.”

(and I was so naive that I wouldn't watch boxing!)