Random Political Rhetoric Generator

     For relief from the rhetoric of the Primary Election campaigns, and to prepare you for whatever politics are to come between now and November, here is...a...

Random Political Rhetoric Generator

    And, as a free bonus if you call within the next ten minutes, we'll include a corporate slogan generator!
    But wait, there's more! You'll get a wine advice generator and a financial advice generator too!
    So call right now!

Thanks to the Anzalone-Liszt polling folks in Montgomery for passing this fun site along.